Monday, February 7, 2011

How to Give a Great Handjob


First of all, we’d like to apologize to our loyal readers for our recent hiatus. We’ve been doing some traveling, but hopefully we’re back to a more normal schedule now. And to all of our Chinese readers, 新年快乐!





Most women don’t give enough handjobs. When the going gets soft, most girls are apt to reach for the problem with their mouths, and when it’s time for the warm up, we give what we want to receive.

But a well-placed handjob can be just as good, if not better, than a blowjob—mainly because both parties are more apt to be really into it. Your hands last a lot longer than your mouth, and you don’t have to worry about gagging.

Handjobs are great for couples that like to spice things up in more public places. Pull him into a bathroom or an alley and give him a taste of what’s going to happen when he gets back to your place. But they’re also great for foreplay, waking him up on a Saturday morning, or getting him to run out and get you Chipotle.

The best handjobs come from the women who give them for a living—happy-ending masseuses. (They have, after all, had the most practice.) We surveyed the men we met on our vacation to figure out what they’re doing right—and what you might be missing.

1. Lubrication. We can’t stress this enough. Use saliva, lube, lotion—whatever you can to grease your palms. The point of handjobs (and blowjobs) is to recreate the sensations of a warm, wet vagina, and dry hands will only hold you back in that department. The more lube, the better.

2. Consistency. A classic handjob mistake is rushing out of the gate. When you start pumping at 50 mph, you’re going to lose momentum after a few minutes. When you’re giving a handjob, you never want to loose speed. It’s a huge letdown for the guy, and if you have to stop, you’re basically restarting from scratch. It’s better to start slow and gradually accelerate. You actually don’t need to speed up until he’s about to come—it’s more important to maintain a consistent speed throughout. So start with something you can sustain, and amp it up at the end.

3. Firm grip. Your grip should be as tight as possible while still allowing you to move up and down the shaft. Squeeze his penis extra hard at the bottom. You’re creating a seal, and it should be as tight as possible. Don’t worry about hurting him—if it’s too much, he’ll tell you.

4. Build up to it. If you go straight into it, it won’t be as rewarding as if you create anticipation. For most guys, the inner thighs are particularly sensitive. Trace the inside of his legs with your tongue or fingers. Gently stroke the balls and taint. Don’t go on for too long, but the more you keep him guessing, the better.

5. Do things he can’t do to himself. Push his balls up between his shaft—take his balls in the heel of your palm with the tips of your fingers facing up. Gently push upwards so that his balls straddle his penis. Stroke his balls with the tips of your fingers. Rotate your grip so that your fingers are on the front of his shaft. Cup your hand and place it over the head of his penis so that when you’re thrusting up, it hits your palm—it recreates the sensation of hitting the tightest, deepest part of your vagina.

6. Aim carefully. Most guys don’t enjoy coming all over themselves, so when he’s about to blow, aim out. Don’t let him come all over his stomach, and minimize the amount of semen on his body. If you’re into it, tell him to come on your face—it’s not as bad as it sounds, it’s pretty easy to clean up, and it’ll be a huge turn-on for him.

22 comments:

  1. This idea that a handjob should be lubricated, wet or sloppy is utterly wrong.

    A premium handjob should be completely dry and the key stimulation should consists of rolling the foreskin (or what little is left of it) over the rim of the glans.

    In other words, your bare hands should never touch the glans directly. HIS (fore)skin should be in between your hand and the head oh his dick, to put it plainly.

    American women have not a clue how to give good handjobs. Probably because of circumcision factor alluded to above.

    One thing you'rte right about: Speeds is bad, slow is good.

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    1. Ty for clearing up the foreskin thing. Yes I am an American woman, in a relationship with a guy who is intact... Which I don't have the slightest idea how things work with skin... :)

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    2. Some men like it with lube some like it with the foreskin it's all matter of preference.

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    3. The best hand job is given by the owner

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  2. Great to see you're still stealing other people's photos :)

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  3. Great post! Hit the, uh- nail on the head.

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  4. What do you go with the tip of the penis ?

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  5. How long does it normally take to make a guy come ?

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    1. Anything from 45 seconds to 45 minutes. if he's doing it himself the former, if he's really uncomfortable or not into it the latter

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  6. Good job guys, my boyfriend love it.

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  7. You must be nuts! Men do not enjoy to have the semen over their body. But its ok for the women to have it in their face. And a huge turn on for men. And its not as bad as it sounds. YOU are nuts! Can you hear what you say/write?
    So women can have it in the face and man not on the body. Fuck yourself I say.

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    1. They are just saying what turns most men on get over yourself.

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    2. Clearly you have some issues controlling your temper, which presumably is linked to the topic of conversation and your inability to be open minded. This person is kindly sharing their thoughts on the topic, what helpful advice have you contributed? If you don't like their thoughts then you don't like them. If you keep your discouraging attitude to people going out of their way share their experience and knowledge (wrong or right) you will forever be an angry unintellectual individual.

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    3. No, it's definitely a double standard.

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    4. Double standard maybe. As a guy I personally don't have an issues with spunking on myself but the idea of my S/O wanting to have my love juice over her is definitely a turn on for me. The writer may have had more guys that just do not like it on themselves which is in line with the whole "everyone is different" train of thought. If in doubt ... Ask... and do so before the moment of truth

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  8. I don't get the whole foreskin thing.
    do I add it in there or just leave it, or is this just making it obvious that I've never given a handjob before?

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  9. Same here can someone explain the whole foreskin thing this is going to be my first handjob

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  10. if you have ever cut your finger, it heals over ,but before that you can feel all the sensitivity of the nerve endings..the foreskin protects millions of healthy stimulating nerves, and assists in penetration of the labia minor and major with quite efficiency, and no lube, since the lips of the pusy matchup with the head ofthe foreskin to allow huge feeeling and excellent smooth entrance.

    so when a guy is uncircumcised ..no foreskin, at baby ,he iscrying like nuts as the exposed head of the penis unprotected rubs against bandages or dipers, and as you finger cut healsand nerves deaden, so does the poor boy by loosing millions of extra sensory nerves.

    uncut boys cum earlier, since they feel more way more, and cut guys do needlube since the natural skin is gone..probably because in the past we did not cleanse ourselves as we can nowadays,and someone thought a good idea to promote cleaniness and transfer of std by shortchanging the poor guy..and making it a law as the africans cut the baby girls clit to not enable easy masterbation , this cutting also ofthe skin of the malediscourages that, but by later on the head is sodammaged, and hormones so ravaged, adolcents do it anyways..

    good grief spread the wordaround a kid does not want to look like his dad misssing millions of nereve sex endings, just teach your son to wash his penis as he washes his hands at leastoncea day, dohn't you wipe? and wash...eghahds, we are in the darkages..women unite and save your sons to enjoy the full pleasure the are able tooll...soory guys of cut penis,, you will always come to excuses that yoiu are fine....but it's not your fault and thank god you do not know what extra feelin you are missing..cuz you would start a revolution for the babes..justsoap..no std..bs
    no smell from yeast,,naturally occuring but can be washed off if happens without prescription since you are outside and can hang it to clean and dry....pls educate all to save our sons..from riduculous, misinformed dads..that they are the zealous ones.

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  11. if you have ever cut your finger, it heals over ,but before that you can feel all the sensitivity of the nerve endings..the foreskin protects millions of healthy stimulating nerves, and assists in penetration of the labia minor and major with quite efficiency, and no lube, since the lips of the pusy matchup with the head ofthe foreskin to allow huge feeeling and excellent smooth entrance.

    so when a guy is uncircumcised ..no foreskin, at baby ,he iscrying like nuts as the exposed head of the penis unprotected rubs against bandages or dipers, and as you finger cut healsand nerves deaden, so does the poor boy by loosing millions of extra sensory nerves.

    uncut boys cum earlier, since they feel more way more, and cut guys do needlube since the natural skin is gone..probably because in the past we did not cleanse ourselves as we can nowadays,and someone thought a good idea to promote cleaniness and transfer of std by shortchanging the poor guy..and making it a law as the africans cut the baby girls clit to not enable easy masterbation , this cutting also ofthe skin of the malediscourages that, but by later on the head is sodammaged, and hormones so ravaged, adolcents do it anyways..

    good grief spread the wordaround a kid does not want to look like his dad misssing millions of nereve sex endings, just teach your son to wash his penis as he washes his hands at leastoncea day, dohn't you wipe? and wash...eghahds, we are in the darkages..women unite and save your sons to enjoy the full pleasure the are able tooll...soory guys of cut penis,, you will always come to excuses that yoiu are fine....but it's not your fault and thank god you do not know what extra feelin you are missing..cuz you would start a revolution for the babes..justsoap..no std..bs
    no smell from yeast,,naturally occuring but can be washed off if happens without prescription since you are outside and can hang it to clean and dry....pls educate all to save our sons..from riduculous, misinformed dads..that they are the zealous ones.

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  12. Ok....I'm supposed To giive hj to some guy in two days. I'm young very young tbh. And idk what to do how to sart I've never met the kid before but it's a dare. Idk if he's cut or not I just DON'T KNOW. So how can I idk protect myself? What do I do when he cums? I'm pretty sure he's had one before and I've never gave one to ANYONE. My thing is...Do I start my kissing him and making out working my hand down and slowly pulling off his pants? The thing is how to I do this like a rock star in a Park bathroom?lol c ya Peeps!!!

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  13. Shit happens. I just had my first handjob peeps! And with that most recent post, my Dick is always out if you wanna give it a pull ;)

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