Wednesday, January 20, 2010

How to Give a Great Blowjob

Most girls hate giving blowjobs.

The process is so unpleasant that most try to finish as quickly as possible. But half-assed technique and an obvious lack of enthusiasm makes things take longer. So we’ve put together a quick and dirty how-to guide that’ll make your jaw happy.

1. Fake enthusiasm. When it comes to sex, enthusiasm goes a long way. Oral sex may not be your favorite pastime, but if he knows you’re hating it, it’s going to take him longer to get off. Make some noise. Your mouth may be full, but a few well-place grunts and moans will turn him on and ensure that he’s in the mood. Grab his penis while you’re making out and make him believe that you really want it. Keep playing with it while you remove your clothes. Make eye contact with him while you’re going down. Smile and bit your lip while you kiss your way down his chest. You don’t have to have a conversation with him about how much you love giving head, but if you act like you’re into it, he’ll get off fantasizing about how much you want him.

2. Tease him. A blowjob is most effective when it doesn’t seem like a sure thing. So save it for special occasions, and don’t dive right into it. This is one instance in which the naked makeout can actually be very effective. Grind up on him until he’s going crazy. Postpone it for as long as possible, until he starts doubting things and wondering whether or not he’ll actually get the blowjob tonight. And then slowly work your way down his torso, pausing to caress his pelvis and inner thighs with your tongue. Don’t take the whole thing in your mouth all at once. Spend a good minute working the shaft and surrounding area with your tongue and hands only.

3. Get a good base. Most girls assume that a good blowjob is basically a handjob with an oral topping. You don’t need to wrap your whole hand around the base: your first two fingers and thumb will do. Make a tight ring (like you’re making the “OK” sign with your thumb, index, and middle finger) and wrap it around the very bottom of his shaft. Let your ring finger and pinky finger splay out to the side so they don’t get in the way. For the most part, these base fingers don’t have to move—just make sure to maintain a tight grip. But every so often, gently move them slightly up and down the bottom part of the shaft. When a penis is erect, the skin can move independently of the rest of the shaft. When you’re sliding your fingers up and down the base, you want the skin to come with you. Don’t be too aggressive—the skin should move freely without any tugging.

4. Slow and steady wins the race. Bobbing your head up and down as fast as you can isn’t going to make him come any faster. If he starts pushing your head into jackhammer mode towards the end, that’s fine, but don’t start out at warp speed. Move slowly up and down the shaft, pressing your tongue firmly into the skin. Keep the suction tight, but make sure you’re not using too much teeth. You can pause to work your tongue on the tip (the most sensitive part of the penis), and every so often, stop moving your head all together and just move your tongue up and down the shaft while applying pressure.

5. Keep it lubricated. Don’t be afraid to use too much saliva. The wetter, the better (for the guy, anyway). Don’t spit on him or anything, but don’t worry about things getting too messy.

6. Man cannot come from blowjobs alone. One of the biggest pervading myths about blowjobs is that they’re the be-all, end-all of getting off. And while most guys say there’s nothing like a well-delivered blowjob, it works best when paired with other sexual activities. Make sure to employ the naked makeout. Stop every so often to gently (and we mean gently) lick or suck on his balls. If your mouth gets tired, stop and give him a quick hand job. The mid-blowjob well lubricated hand job is actually one of the best parts of getting head, according to some guys we talked to for this article. If you keep mixing it up, he’ll get off faster.

A guy shouldn’t expect a blowjob every time he gets naked. Dole them out wisely—it’s quality over quantity. And the more effort you put into it, the less time you’ll have to spend actually doing it.

25 comments:

  1. I beg to differ, maddam.

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    1. When pleasuring your man it is very important to know that you should swallow at least part of the time! It can be insulting and is usually a turn off for your man if you act repulsed by his semen. It is a loving gift to delight in your partner's ejaculation by swallowing, or at other times, a fun alternative can be to watch the ejaculation shooting in various places such as on your breasts, face, buttocks, abdomen or wherever you prefer and then rubbing and caressing the semen on one another. Once he has come, it can be very pleasurable for some men to continue sucking and licking him tenderly while he is soft.

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  2. So true: Most women don't, in fact, hate giving blowjobs. Nope. Just like a lot of us guys enjoy going down on you, well, there are plenty of babes who are ALL about smoking some pole. The advice given here is great though... after all, just because you're touching it doesn't mean it feels good. And for god's sake, just remember that handjobs are for high school. Good talk. See ya out there.

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  3. This is really informative, I'll follow it to the hilt!

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  4. Hey, idiots. If you hate it, don't do it.

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    1. Yo don't b a dick,girls want to make there bf happy weather they wanna do what it takes to do so.

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  5. That's right, If you hate it, don't do it.
    Well, if you like it, then the advice written in this post sounds very helpful.

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  6. 1. wrong, fake enthusiasm is rarely a good idea

    2. wrong, knowing that you ARE going to get an incredible blowjob is much better. Do you have any idea how rarely a guy gets to KNOW and ANTICPATE with CERTAINTY that he going to get a seriously hot blowjob?

    3. 50% right/ The idea of moving the skin is very good, but the KEY is that you are able to roll just a little bit of skin over the glans. Did I not tell you this before? Did you delete it? SO they key is that you start the grip HIGH ENOUGH UP and NOT at the base. Then you would be ripping his skin off before you got to the head. Capice?

    4. 10% right. Keep the hand hold dry, apply the wet lips and tongue near the top. And yes, mnone of this lame spitting stuff that has become so common in recent pornos (2010 circa).

    5. wrong. Do NOT keep it lubricated. Just like a good handjob, it should NOT be lubricated. The skin rolling over the head needs no lubrication, and lubrication makes the skin slip and then you will be rubbing the head directly, which hurts.

    6. 60% wrong. Just when you are on the right track (yes, lick the balls,
    and by all means stick your tongue up my ass) you get started on the
    lubrication fallacy again. Stop it!

    Are you going to delete me again !!??

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    1. im curious, are you circumcised? would that make anything different?

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  7. Okay, sorry, you didn't delete me before. My other response was to the "handjob" post. The handjob advice applies to the handjob portion of the blowjob.

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  8. I disagree with the last part. Men can and should expect a blow job every time they get naked. Giving head is almost more fun for me than for the guy I am giving it to. I LOVE doing it. I cant get enough of it. I would do it 10 times a day 365 days a year for a guy if he would let me.

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  9. Hey cry baby anonymous troll, write an article instead of trashing someone elses.

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  10. What a trash talker!! Write your own article instead of nailbiting their suggestions!! Mr. Know-It-All!!!

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  11. Fake enthusiasm can help get you good if you can pull it off but never expect greatness for something dishonest. The real thing is still the best. This is what I got from tips I read at http://blowjobgenie.com/7-common-mistakes-to-giving-a-blowjob/13-01-15n.

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  12. Hiya! Let me first say that you sure have created a cool blog. And there is also one thing that I wanted to ask you. Do you have an idea to write in a professional way or blogging is a of yours?

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  13. I don't know if most women hate it.... that doesn't sound quite right. I read another article on this subject that I think is gonna be really helpful http://thehonestandforbiden.blog.com/

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  14. Caress his shaft and head with your mouth, then engulf his head with your mouth and slide down to the base. Take it all in, baby! Every now and then tell him how beautiful his penis is and how much you love it. It may be very enjoyable to your man if you allow him to hold onto your head while you deep throat him or perhaps pull your hair a little bit. Not mean and vicious pulling, but down and dirty pulling. It can also be very arousing for the woman to have her hair pulled. It brings out the animal in both sexes.

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  15. Another thing that you should consider are surprise blowjobs.

    Surprise blowjobs are THE BEST! When he least expects it, or when he's doing something else, just interrupt him and jump at his cock, tell him you "have to do it" and give him a naughty smile.

    You have to be spontaneous. Unfortunately many women need to be "pushed" and have to be given signs that they should go down there.

    You need to make this as a pleasure for yourself, and guys will definitely notice that and adore you. It has to be something that you want, not because you think that you should do it. Those blowjobs always end up crap anyway.

    You can learn all these things, and I've learned them from a book called Jack's Blowjob Lessons. I'm absolutely sure that this book will definitely change your life.

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  16. BJ's are the best - but then again I'm more of a fan of 69's that way everyone wins!

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